notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

riverplants:

foods that will poison cats:

  1. alcohol 
  2. chocolate
  3. caffeine
  4. dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
  5. fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. tuna (when not made for cats)
  9. xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

dapbuns:

really rushed this cause im gonna go to sleep now, idk why i drew this i guess i really wanted to draw giorno with longer hair and pinkier clothes

dapbuns:

really rushed this cause im gonna go to sleep now, idk why i drew this i guess i really wanted to draw giorno with longer hair and pinkier clothes

azanaquestionmark:

Obligatory JoJo Friday Post

poopflow:

Last Name: Caillou

First Name: Dick Fresh Like

genmaonimusha:

*sees spider*

*astronauts hear a loud scream of pain and terror*

grabbing fandom grab your grabbing

surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

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geminisagas:

I’ve been waiting to make this post

>:3
i just wanted to see evil cat face really big (via spaceemail)

orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

 - that attack you made earlier was quite.....stimulating
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