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sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like
i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
hey i’ve been losing followers and i’m really close to my next hundred!! can i get a promo?
this is on a level that i cannot reach