fstw:

*pulls down guy’s foreskin*
me: can I pair this cheese with some fine wine?

sulidaesy:

Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

mokou98:

tsundere-dragon:

People are reblogging this and it’s not even Friday


problem solved

mokou98:

tsundere-dragon:

People are reblogging this and it’s not even Friday

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problem solved

donkos:

me on the internet: gay

me irl: gay, but quietly

clestroying:

turning 12 like

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IM PRETTY SURE THIS VIDEO WAS HIGHLY NECESSARY

dampsandwich:

one day i will escape from this website

officialunitedstates:

reblog this if you want me to print this text post off with all the notes showing and then put it through the shredder and then scatter the paper ashes in the sewers so all the rat alligators will follow your blog.  reblog

mr-radical:

fuckpalpitoad:

SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS EATING PIZZA RIGHT NOW AND YOURE PROBABLY NOT

im so SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY FILLED WITH HATE

tyrongtyger:

awwww-cute:

Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is

Khajiit has quick fingers.

tyrongtyger:

awwww-cute:

Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is

Khajiit has quick fingers.