*pulls down guy’s foreskin*
me: can I pair this cheese with some fine wine?
Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.
cashier: that’ll be $4.20
me on the internet: gay
me irl: gay, but quietly
turning 12 like
one day i will escape from this website
reblog this if you want me to print this text post off with all the notes showing and then put it through the shredder and then scatter the paper ashes in the sewers so all the rat alligators will follow your blog. reblog
SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS EATING PIZZA RIGHT NOW AND YOURE PROBABLY NOT
im so SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY FILLED WITH HATE